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Merchandise and stuff

T-shirts! T-shirts! Vests? Fuckin' what band are you in, knobhead?

Actually there is a bit of merchandise.
The new EP 'Get Funked' is now available. Featuring a heavier emphasis on jazz and funk, it is a piece of musical history as the Kenst's final act before they all fucked off to uni. It will be cheap, probably about £1.50 according to sources close to - well, inside - the band.
'The Alan Smith Sessions', the Kenst's acclaimed ("you guys fuckin' rawk!" - a top music critic, cough) debut EP is still available, although you might have to wait for one of them to be arsed buying some recordable CDs. It still costs £3 as far as I know, no bargain bin material this. You can buy it from anyone in the band, so if you have no way of contacting them leave a message in the guestbook or the forum and no one will read it, but you'll get a nice warm glow of hope.
Joe has a personalised Kenst t-shirt, but seeing as it cost shiteloads to get done, I doubt they'll be sticking them on the market yet. Kenst Ale and Kenst-brand cigs are also yet, and probably never, to become available, although you have to agree that they'd be pretty cool in a pointless kind of way.
 
If you have any ideas for merchandise, or you want to buy something, leave a message somewhere.