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Paternalism: Rudi Voller

Got... milk?

1. Shaving Ryan's Privates
2. 20,000 Licks Under the Seat
3. Beaverjuice
4. Black Joe's Meat
5. Position Impossible
6. The Joy Suck Club
7. Schindler's Fist
8. Raiders of the Lost Arse
9. Wet Dream on Elm Street
10. There's Something Inside Mary
11. Free Willy
12. Inspect Her Gadget
13. Screw the Right Thing
14. Studley Do-Right
15. Night of the Giving Head
16. Bend Her
17. The Sapornos
18. Bring 'Em Young
19. A Clockwork Orgy
20. In Diana Jones
21. American Booty
22. Much Ado About Nuttin'
23. A Midsummers Night's Cream
24. Playmate of the Apes
25. Leave it to Beaver
26. Passenger 69
27. You've Got Males
28. Honey, I Blew Everybody
29. Sex Toy Story
30. Good Will Humping
31. Star Whores
33. Done in 60 Seconds
34. Pulp Friction
35. Mr. Holland's Oriface
36. The Loin King
37. Glad He Ate Her (Gladiator)
38. Top Buns
39. Crouching Hooker Hidden Drag Queen
40. Add Momma to the Train
41. Schindlers Lust
42. Good Fellatios
43. One Whore Over The Cock, Who's Next?
44. Spray it Forward
45. The Hunt For Head All Over
46. Raging Balls
47. Big Trouble in Little Vagina
48. Pocahotass
49. Porn on The Fourth of July
50. Saturday Night Beaver
51. Booty and the Breasts
52. XXX-Men
53. American History XXX
54. Lethal Weapon
55. Up and Cumming
56. Lord of the Cockrings
57. Fuck Club
58. Blow Dry
59. Reservoir Doggystyle
60. The Sperminator
61. Monster Balls
62. Sister Action
63. The Rodfather
64. Remember the Tight Ass
65. Road Head
66. Hell on High Heels
67. Jurassic Pork
68. Beverly Hills 9021 Ho
69. 12 Spanked Monkeys
70. Chafing Amy
71. E.T. - The Extra Testicle
72. Titty Titty Bang Bang
73. The Bitches Who Eat Dick
74. Jock's, Cocks, and Two Smoking Carols
75. Natural Porn Thillers
76. Fiddle Her on the Roof
77. Mad Cli-Max
78. The Hung Like an Elephant Man
79. White Men Can Hump
80. Wet Willy
81. No Man's Land
82. Presumed Impotent
83. My Big Fat Greek Woody

Thank you for coming home
I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn
I left them here I could have sworn

these are my salad days
slowly being eaten away
just another play for today
oh but I'm proud of you,but I'm proud of you

nothing left to make me feel small
luck has left me standing so tall

gold
always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know
you're indestructable
always believe in,because you are
gold
glad that you're bound to return
there's something I could have learned
you're indestructable,always believe in

after the rush has gone
I hope you find a little more time
remember we were partners in crime

it's only two years ago
the man with the suit and the pace
you knew that he was there on the case
now he's in love with you,he's in love with you
my love is like a high prison wall
but you could leave me standing so tall
gold
always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know
you're indestructable
always believe in,because you are
gold
I'm glad that you're bound to return
something I could have learned
you're indestructable,always believe in

my love is like a high prison wall
but you could leave me standing so tall

gold
always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know
you're indestructable
always believe in,because you are
gold
I'm glad that you're bound to return
something I could have learned
you're indestructable,always believe in

Rudi Voller
Frank Riijkaard's saliva is in there somewhere
If you look closely you will see a small family of fieldmice nesting near Rudi's left ear



Oi oi oi Lee Satchel you barstard, stop tryin' to shag the birds and fight the geeeeeeezers.
Rumours that the Kenst are set to cover the Archies' 'Sugar Sugar' are completely unfounded and in fact nonexistent. The same goes for the rumour that Ian Woan is set to join the band playing one of those pointless keyboard-guitar things.