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Click here to leave this site and go to The All New Even More Official Kenst Website!
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| (L-R): Josh (guitar), Schwein (bass), Bob (not in it any more), Joe (drums) |
Right, there is in fact some news. Go to the news page. It's been all organised
and shite so you don't have to look in 10 different places to find out what's going down. Safe.
Heroes of the Kenst, number 1: Adam Ant
Adam is a special hero of Joe's. Joe says he likes Adam's insightful lyrics and individual fashion sense,
but that when he dressed up like Adam the other band members said he looked like a complete tit. He's very upset about this.
Joe says that one of the chief reasons he joined the Kenst is because he was inspired to make music like Adam's.
N.B. Please note that the Kenst sound nothing like Adam and the Ants, thank fuck.
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| Next time we'll see where Josh gets his guitar inspiration from |
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The Kenst are everyone's favourite LA hair metal band, which is unfortunate seeing as they're a Huddersfield powerfunk
band.
My name is Ed, I'm The Kenst's official groupie (I've slept with at least two members of the band and also several items
of their equipment) and Novelty Smashed Guy by appointment, and I've been delegated by Swinny to make the website, so apologies
if it's shit, I don't have a clue what I'm doing. Do make sure to sign the guestbook (there's a button on the right saying
'View and sign my guestbook'), that way it looks like they've got lots of fans rather than just me and Ben Siswick.
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IT'S THE KENST GUESTBOOK! SIGN THE GUESTBOOK! Ya fuckn' mook.
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| Look how much fun you can have watching the Kenst. You also get to meet this man. |
BRAND NEW FEATURE!
THE KENST'S ADVICE FOR THE WEEK (except it blatantly won't be a weekly thing, but
allow me to find some way of expressing how little I give a fuck).
This week: Nothing because I've not asked any of them.
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NEWS
7/3/03 Made the website and stuff. It's crap as yet because a) there's nothing to put on it and b) I'm crap at this
anyway.
25/4/03 I have actually updated it in the big space between these, just not much. This is just to say that I'm gonna
stick some more pictures on it soon and I'll divide the pictures page up into sections so it doesn't crash your computer by
being too big. Well, substitute 'my' for 'your'.
9/3/04 Fucking hell, nearly a year since the last entry. Well, that's mainly because I've not been ringed doing anything
major to the site.
16/3/04 There's some links to other, better sites now. You can finally escape.
20/3/04 Replaced Swinny's quote of the week with something else, mainly because he never says anything interesting
any more. I wonder if anyone actually reads the news section, somehow I doubt it, I mean it's not exactly prominent or interesting,
so basically what I'm doing here is talking to myself. So suck me.
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If you wanna contact the band or anything a guestbook of sorts up above, there's the message forum somewhere,
and you can e-mail me at e.p.rostron@ncl.ac.uk if you want to do so for any reason, although your e-mail will just get filtered straight into the junk mailbox.
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